I'm feeling vulnerable.
Who really hates me and why?
Come on. Really lay in. I reckon we can make me kill myself tonight.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:45, archived)

*blows kiss*

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:46, archived)

I love you as much as the theme from The Good The Bad and The Ugly.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:46, archived)

don't do that.
i want to use your birthday bash as an excuse to meet the others, who i really want to meet.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:47, archived)

I've just signed up to that.
It's the only calendar event that says:

"Are you sure you want to go to this event?"

*clicks yes*

"Are you really, really sure? It's baldmonkey, you know?"

*clicks yes*

"It's in Portsmouth, FFS!"
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

Housemate (as mentioned below)
got lots of attention by going to the pub and cutting a five inch gash in his arm in front of everyone.
Maybe you should try that
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:48, archived)

not much
i would say you are one of the 4 or 5 funny ones.
( scott,, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:48, archived)

you're feeling vulnerable
because you don't have your robot bodyguard in your sig:

d[._.]b
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)

I am full of love for all humanity
even you!


/too much E in the past and Buddhism blog
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

surely no-one my compliment fishing darling

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

Shameless, isn't it?
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)