I second this
Might i recommend a good thriller...
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

I have books on the shelf in the toilet for this purpose;
Volumes of the Onion are good, as are back issues of Edge or Q.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

What, one that'd scare the shit out of you?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

You know i meant that!

( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

Sorry, I'm a bit thick

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)