DELL CAN FUCK OFF
I've alway said how ace they are, til I just tried to get through the "customer support" bit of their website
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)

They value your call, and will answer as soon as a trained Indian monkey
is available to take your call.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

Fucking battery lasts 35 seconds after unit being unplugged
What pointy is a portable machine with no fucking cunting fucking power
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

On a palmtop or notepad?
Either way it's shit.

*fumes for you*
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)

Lappy

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

Hardly fit for purpose, then.
Burn them.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)

Dell are fucking shite. Don't buy a fucking Dell.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

Works perfectly fine apart from the above

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)

If all you're using it for is to e-mail, write stuff and surf, then they're okay.
It's just if you want to maintain control over.. any technical
aspect of your computer, they're shit. Even standard PCI cards don't
fit into the cases.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)

Erm
mine does
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)

Lucky bastard,

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)