They value your call, and will answer as soon as a trained Indian monkey
is available to take your call.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

Fucking battery lasts 35 seconds after unit being unplugged
What pointy is a portable machine with no fucking cunting fucking power
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

On a palmtop or notepad?
Either way it's shit.

*fumes for you*
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)

Lappy

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

Hardly fit for purpose, then.
Burn them.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)