One of the benefits of living alone
is that I'm sitting naked and cross legged in front of an open fire, eating chicken drumsticks.

Beat that.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)

I don't live alone but I still sit about naked
no open fire and bleh to chicken drumsticks
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)

That's an image I didn't need. At all.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)

^ This.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)

DELL CAN FUCK OFF
I've alway said how ace they are, til I just tried to get through the "customer support" bit of their website
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)

They value your call, and will answer as soon as a trained Indian monkey
is available to take your call.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

Fucking battery lasts 35 seconds after unit being unplugged
What pointy is a portable machine with no fucking cunting fucking power
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

On a palmtop or notepad?
Either way it's shit.

*fumes for you*
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)

Lappy

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

Hardly fit for purpose, then.
Burn them.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)

Dell are fucking shite. Don't buy a fucking Dell.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

Works perfectly fine apart from the above

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)

If all you're using it for is to e-mail, write stuff and surf, then they're okay.
It's just if you want to maintain control over.. any technical
aspect of your computer, they're shit. Even standard PCI cards don't
fit into the cases.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)

Erm
mine does
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)

Lucky bastard,

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

I'm watching Gremlins with a purring cat on my lap
safe in the knowledge that my fridge is full of alcoholic liquids. Doesn't match yours, but its all good.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)

Your beer is full of alcoholic liquids?
Edit: not ninja enough Sir
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)

*ninjas*
..and happy b3taday :)
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

Cheers :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

I've shit myself for warmth and food

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)

I do that
but in front of an open computer with a gif of a fire.

And chicken wings and chips, not drumsticks.

/student
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)

you're going to have to stop with this fried chicken shit business, sonny

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)

HA NO.
I love it. I have a psychological addiction to it.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

I just watched 'Supersize me' for like the third time.
The moral: If you eat take out, YOU DIE.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)

I broke into your local chicken empoultrium and sat naked and cross legged in front of an open fire, rubbing myself with chicken drumsticks.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)

empoultrium is the word of the day

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)

this

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

I wouldn't want to
Your willy is too hot to beat right now.

Didn't anyone tell you to NOT leave your irons in the fire, dear boy?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)

I ate an un-christian amount of pizza

(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

I'm Naked..
Crossed legged
Fire to the right
Simpsons ahead and on the telly
Laptop warming my balls
Kebab warming my tongue
"bierra moena" Foreign weird beer calming the flames


Mmmmm
( zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)

think of all the sperms your laptop's killing with its warmth

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

Trust me...
...The world is safer with them gone!!

The Holyrood? havn't heard that name since... Since.... Well since they turned it into a horror place call Ben Crouch....

Am I mal-placed ?
( zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)

eh?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)

HolyRood
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4874

....

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/comments.shtml/2115/
( zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)

Wrong city....
Fitzrovia /= Edinburgh
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:11, archived)

I am...
...Mal-placed :)
( zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:16, archived)