A man walks into a bar.
He has several pints.
He walks home and gets there safely having had a most enjoyable evening.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

A man walks into a pub.
He has an alcohol habit that is destroying his family.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

In two posts we've crossed an entire spectrum of emotions.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

My wife's so fat
it's emotionally crippling.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

Your mothers so fat
She is at an increased risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

A genuine conversation I heard:
"You're mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for two seats"
(the retort):
"Yeah, your mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for seventeen seats".
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Why does an undertaker wear a top hat?
Because his is a sombre profession, and his attire requires an air of gravitas.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

I love you
I don't tell you this enough
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

Come.
Embrace the infinite.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Alright

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)