Hardly, booze is better than formal education.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:56, archived)

Tell that
to Noel Edmunds.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

He can fuck off!
I lost £2.50 on the Deal Or No Deal quiz machine in the pub tonight.
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:02, archived)

BASTARD!
I shall think nasty thoughts about him.

What the HELL is the name of that giveaway that's on 3 or 4 round this time of night?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:03, archived)