Today my friends got me drunk
and made me miss a lesson.

Are they cunts for this? I had a good time, but it feels wrong.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:54, archived)

they're a bad influence on you
and i don't want you to see them again
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:54, archived)

^ This
You should find new friends.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:55, archived)

*helps you out of those wet clothes*
/ac
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:55, archived)

And into a dry martini.
/family guy
( Sygiinu, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:57, archived)

with a twist
olives are so 1960s
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

a *lesson*?
isn't there an 18 certificate on this site?
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:55, archived)

there's a 3 certificate
which is a bit disturbing
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:57, archived)

b3tio gaga b3tio googoo

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:59, archived)

choking hazard.
contains small parts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:00, archived)

no need to get personal

( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:11, archived)

I'm a fucking riot?
YOU'RE A FUCKING RIOT!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:55, archived)

Hardly, booze is better than formal education.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:56, archived)

Tell that
to Noel Edmunds.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

He can fuck off!
I lost £2.50 on the Deal Or No Deal quiz machine in the pub tonight.
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:02, archived)

BASTARD!
I shall think nasty thoughts about him.

What the HELL is the name of that giveaway that's on 3 or 4 round this time of night?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:03, archived)

yes, they got you drunk
they forced those fluids into your mouth like American army prison officers. You pathetic excuse for carbon.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:57, archived)

What lesson was it?
If it was an important one then maybe it was wrong. If it was General Studies, it's ok
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

English Literature
So, kind of.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:01, archived)

Tsk

( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:05, archived)

I was forced against my will to take GCSE General Srudies.
15 1hr lessons were meant to be attended.

0 1 hr lessons were actually attended.

1 2 hr exam was meant to be taken.

1 2 hr exam was passed with a B. Without trying.

General studies is a piss lesson. Dont go.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:01, archived)

/never went
/got one of 5th highest grades in country
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:03, archived)

*claps*

( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:04, archived)

^^
This
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:06, archived)

*throws you a fish*

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:06, archived)

*balances it on nose*

( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:08, archived)

Yay
I got a 'B' too! I actually went to the lessons but none of it was of any use whatsoever in the exam. However, the crossword skills have been the only skill I've really used in my work - they make it easier for me to do sudokos when I'm bored
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:04, archived)

I only got a B because I used near bog all of my Essay question paper.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:05, archived)

Misread
As I used my essay question paper as bog roll

yes I have been drinking this evening
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:07, archived)

I almost wrote it as bog roll
:)

/auto-complete
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:08, archived)

I did it for AS and failed because I just couldn't be arsed with the exams
then they made me take it again the next year. I wrote down my name and nothing else, and got 2% overall.

But as I got straight 'A's on my other subjects, they could hardly complain. Especially as maybe three other people in my year got the same.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:06, archived)

I remember something to do with planes or airlines in my exam.
Considering I went into it in a cloudy smelly fug of marijuana haze, I think I did well.

Far better than the woodwork written. Wrote my name, answered about 4 questions and proceeded to look for the tech drawing section. I draw a plank of wood with a smiley face. Handed it in and made a chap out of my pen and pencil and declared him Gordon. Afterwhich, I promplty fell asleep.

All of this whilst stone cold sober, not a drop of anything in me. Great fun.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:11, archived)

I never did general studies, instead I did 'citizenship'
In one of the exams I answered a twenty-mark question in code. Little symbols that me and my friends used to send notes with in class. I got a high B
The final year I attended no lessons and got an A overall. Not as impressive as Moohala, but still shows what a joke that subject is
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:15, archived)

My school didn't do general studies

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:34, archived)