Don't talk utter bollocks
you're a very nice lass and you know it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:11, archived)

Yep even the ones that don't fancy me can't keep off me
Like when I was having a go at that guy for failing to realise that all his actions had really led me on, he did another one of those heart stopping kisses again.

I completely lost my temper at this point.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:14, archived)

*sings*
an then he kissed me!!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:16, archived)

I think he thought he was being comforting
I don't think he remembers though
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:17, archived)

Meh...
I hate phantom kissers.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:20, archived)

He remembers me being really upset
He emailed me in the morning to go for "a chat".

I thought I was going to get a shouting at for gobbing off to half the office whilst I was drunk about what a shitbag he is.

Instead he apologised to me for not being very sensitive when I was pouring my heart out to him
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:25, archived)

It didn't go wel with IT guy? I'm sorry
Sounds a bit complicated though. One of those things of which romantic fillums are made
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:17, archived)

Nah it's not complicated
He is just very friendly and a bit of a loon, and gets quite affectionate towards me when he's drunk. I took this as him being shy and fancying me. But he doesn't.

It all went a bit sideways last night, but we were still great mates today it seems and we had drink over at the pub and he bought me a spot of lunch.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:19, archived)

It must be a relief that you're still good mates though,
Thats a sign of a good friendship.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:24, archived)

Well I hope we are
The paranoid mentalist that resides under this thin veil of sanity I exude tells me that it is either a) a wind up, b) selfish reasons so that I don't get him fired or c) a way of being non-confrontational today so that he can let the relationship drift away
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:29, archived)