I looked down /talk
and everyone is purple!

What would you do if there were no b3ta?
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:14, archived)

I'd get a lot more sleep
And probably do better in my uni work
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:15, archived)

^this^
both of it.

I'm writing some sort of horrible pseudocode at the moment to imitate swarm intelligence... it's cool, but I really should have started it about a week ago...
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:19, archived)

Line 10 >burn down peadophiles house

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:26, archived)

masturbate at work

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:16, archived)

be obessed with something else
but I have met some great people from here.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:19, archived)

It does sort-of worry me that when I come on the net I think
"Oh I wonder how the people on b3ta are".
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:21, archived)

but surely you are all robots?

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:22, archived)

A fucking robot?
What sort of robot would take the time to draw that bloody fantastic award for you?
You're lucky they can't be withdrawn. Ha.
Oh, and I may re-design it at some point. Well, I will, but I don't know when. When I do I shall send you the new one and it will have a shiny NUMBER ONE on it
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:24, archived)

this
but they are a lovely bunch of cunts really.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:22, archived)

cunts coconuts
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:23, archived)

mainly they're fucking hams

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:22, archived)

I'm used to thinking like that
Since 1998 I've used a "talker" program called Snowplains which my friends run. I know people so well from there. I'm sure this place will be like that to me in 8 years time. Maybe not even that long.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:23, archived)

*goes on the link in myspace*
Ooh, you're a ... chocolate penguin?
Fucking yes we should get some sort of titles here. We could be voted in to them.

On second thoughts that's a naff idea.
Snowplains looks interesting though. I'd hesitate to give myself yet another distraction though
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:33, archived)

It's had it's hey dey
When we were all at Uni or just left. There used to be 3 or 4 "meets" (bashes) each year but now we haven't had an official one for ages.

We get together and do stuff but it's more like just seeing friends
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:44, archived)

less procrastination, more world domination

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:23, archived)