Are you Mike Skinner?

( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)

no, he's not
Cos that stuff above wasn't total shite.

*ducks in anticipation of pro-streets backlash*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

A compliment (I think). Thankyou


\does that make it just partially shite if it's not totally shite?
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

Well, it was originally intended to just be an insult to the Streets
But, your ditty is nice and I like. So yes, it is a compliment. well done sir.

*hopes the fluff will keep him going till pub time*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)

Spankyou monkey*

There once was a mighty badger,
who had a really big todger,
known for his special spaz dance,
he was the maddest badger from France!

*badger
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)

why thank you
Obviously, the large cock bit may or may not make up for french bit, but no-one's ever written a poem for me before

*sniff*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)

Well really big cock out-weighs* France I think
*not literally
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)

Ah ...so....
If your cock weighs more .... than France .... then you must be ..... A WITCH!

BURN HIM!

/burns self at stake
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)

Not the last time I looked.
Who's Mike Skinner anyway?

Edit : Oh, the chav that writes poems about going to McDonalds and makes shite songs out of it.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

I'm
soooo glad he didn't win yesterday.

(btw, I'm a student ergo I'm allowed to like Franz Ferdinand)
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

take me out

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

*Launches uppercut*
That should do the trick
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)

Had-O-Ken!
Sonic Booom!

/nerd
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)

*Shits pants*



/scared
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

Is that opposed to
*Shits pants*





/for fun

?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)

Well obviously
D'uh...!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)

I don't know, it has it's benefits




although not many, obviously. small children seem to like it...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)

FINNALLY!!
some one who agrees with me!
(codec monkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)