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Eurgh.
Eggs are horrible. All rubbery and tasteless.
Not Nice Things.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)
One of the many reasons
I'm glad I'm a vegan.

Eggy cakes are fluffier than soya-flour ones, though. Still, small price to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:05, archived)
VEGAN?
*points at the pasty-skinned unhealthy hippy*
*picks up rock*
*throws rock at the hippy*

We were given teeth that can eat meat for a reason. Animals are tasty, you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)
*holds up handbag*
OooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Awww, is de poor widdle man cwoss because Bob Todd dared to disagwee wiv him? Diddums.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)
Nah
It's just 'cos he's an asshat.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)
Asshat
is such a great word.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)
No
it's my least favourite word, said by cunts

(no offense to the starfish troopers on here)
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
Asshat
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
You're an asshat, asshat
(Used to hang around on Fark, did we?)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:16, archived)
What the fark is fark?
No...is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
Not really.
If you won't eat it that means ore meat for me - hurrah!

I just think it's a great shame you're missing out. Beef is delicious. Chicken is great. Venison is wonderful. Pork is lovely. Lamb is pretty damn good. Sausages, bacon, cottage pie, steak and kidney pudding, liver and bacon, veal, crackling, rabbit, duck, tripe - it's all brilliant stuff!

OK, maybe not tripe, but still. I can't see why anyone would voluntarily give up the chance to eat yummy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3684964
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)
Best. Thing. Ever.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)
Shit. Now I have to say something nice to you.
That really is very entertaining indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)
*Bums*
Why thankyou kind sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)
Veal makes me sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
It makes me happy
because it tastes great.
Not as nice as fois gras, but then what is?
Although there is a very nice little restaurant just down from the Pantheon in Paris which does a fantastic veal steak with fois gras. Beautiful...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
Fois gras makes me slightly uncomfortable
It is nice though.
Never tried veal.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
Veal's great
Like steak, but slightly milder.
In any case, it's no worse than lamb. You never see people eating mutton these days - you can't even buy mutton in supermarkets - it's always cute, fluffy little lambs. And the same people who eat lamb get squeamish about veal. People are odd...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)
The lambs can be free-range, though, can't they?
The veal calves can't actually move.

I've heard of free-range veal, but surely that's just plain old baby cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)
Foie Gras
is made by feeding the geese the equivalent of feeding a human two stone of spaghetti a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)
That's why it tastes so great

(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)
Odd, that,
when you think of the liver's function.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)
Cool
I love spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)
Me too.
I like poking people with it when it's raw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)
"If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat"
Best.
Quote.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)
No,
the best quote ever is "beware the fish people, they are the true enemy" by Frank Zappa.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)
I can't really argue with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)
But of course.
Frank Zappa is a god.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)
Didn't he write
Daddy, why does it hurt when I pee?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)
Probably.
He's got over 200 albums. Must be in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
Nah
Just 'Why does it hurt when I pee'.

Joe's Garage is ace. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:11, archived)
Oooh!
Me tooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:09, archived)