What're
the Onion horoscopes ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)

it's a "satirical" news website
www.theonion.com/

and it has comedy horoscopes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)

urgh
it looks very american
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)

that will be because
it is written by americans
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:26, archived)

Yeah the title "America's finest news source"
gives it away

;)

Here's a real one
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=4&u=/nm/20040908/ts_nm/campaign_bush_logcabin_dc_5
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:26, archived)