class from the Onion horoscopesSagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Romance and a felicitous atmosphere for new projects are foretold by the moon passing through your sign this week, as well as—wait a second! That's no moon!
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:12,
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im in mood for chevrons...
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:17,
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*clicks*god dammit when will learn
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:20,
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ha(is the onion funny again then? it went all sort of ... shit)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:16,
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Sort of shitor full out complete and utter bollocks?
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Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:18,
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utter bollocks probably ... haven't read it in agesthey peaked with their post 9/11 epic of tastelessness and have never quite been the same since
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:20,
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it's a "satirical" news websitewww.theonion.com/
and it has comedy horoscopes
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:23,
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that will be becauseit is written by americans
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:26,
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Yeah the title "America's finest news source"gives it away
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Here's a real one
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=4&u=/nm/20040908/ts_nm/campaign_bush_logcabin_dc_5
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Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:26,
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