Help! She's touching my special area!"

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:00, archived)

That's where I saw the Leprechaun
He told me to burn things...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:07, archived)

Why does everyone run away from me?
*Wets self*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:08, archived)

I found a moonrock in my nose

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

I laughed so much at these I actually had tears runnin
down my face
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

Ralph is the greatest.
I love special needs children.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

My knob tastes funny

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:16, archived)

We're a totum pole HIHOWAREYA HIHOWAREYA

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:21, archived)

I ated the purple berries...
they taste like....burning
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:22, archived)

Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:23, archived)

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

yes super-nintendo chalmers

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)