Do spiders make chutney?

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)

No
Because they're lazy workshy bastards.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

No ...
they are workshy, but they make gravy. Earwigs, I believe, are the prime chutney constructors ..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:02, archived)

don't know
but it looks like woodlouse could be tasty
www.geocities.com/~gregmck/woodlice/recipes.htm
anyone up for it?
( mongychops, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)

Hmm
Crunchy
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)

Wow, woodlice grow an extra pair of legs when pregnant!
What a bonus that would be for the new age woman.

It would also seem that they are thick as pig shit, as they cannot find there way out of a maze.

Did you also know they can survive on eating paper alone?

has just discovered the wonder that is the woodlice
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)

Earwigs have a spare nob
and it's huge
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)

Meh ... I have an entire spare body*
(* may officially be called a twin)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:36, archived)

Handy if you dismember yourself though
I'm sure he would'nt mind "giving you a hand"

/gets coat
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)