*Straps on the chast-o-matic 5000 man-belt*

None of you fuckers are going to bum rape me.

Bring it on!

*dances provocatively*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:58, archived)

benny is not around
so you are safe
for the moment
*closes eyes and turns away*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:59, archived)

I am...
But unlike the other one I'm not prone to voilents burst of bumrape.

Ah screw it...

*Bumrapes*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:02, archived)

*simultaneously bumrapes*
Yaaaaaay! Bumrape conga!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)

step onboard the man train

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)

Ha
who would want to rape nosemonkey exept benny?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)

It's not a question of wanting to
it's a case of having to. I don't know why though.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

moving into areas
i dont really want to give a great deal of thought to ;)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

Yes
lets just drop the subject and back away slowly
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)

*stands poised and waiting behind Giant Bunny*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

ITS A TRAP
/ackbar
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)

Oi!
If you had the equipment you'd never be able to restrain yourself, and you know it.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)

I can barley restrain myself now

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)

Hurrah!
*proffers bloodied and sagging ringpiece*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)

*takes nosemonkey to hospital to have him patched up
and get one of those new fangled revirgination operations*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

revirgi what now?

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)

many things on b3ta have been unpleasant
but the image i now have in my head ranks in the top 3

(and other two dont count)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

Hurrah!

( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

*Bums*
Hurrah!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

Let's play
Lucky Pierre!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)

Oi
*Spangs BTTAT repeatedly with a hot frying pan*

No bumrape* for me
I'm a lady don't you know!

or rape of anykind
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)

GRRR!
You're no fun!
*Sulks*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

Well you will just have to pay for all the vodka
like everyone else
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)

Can't I distill my own?



/cheapskate
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

*Ninja Bumrape*
ha ha got you.
(generalname, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:59, archived)

Bumtron 2001

( coco, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)