I have to type up an experiment for Monday

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

IT'S ALIVE
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Conclusion: It lives.

Chemistry IIB, Woodside Fifty-Nine.
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Pfffft.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

Ha!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

*snort*

Jacobs Ladders and lightning conductors ahoy!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

here you go (thanks to lemmon jelly):
0:09
500 milligram dose administered
Experiment begins

0:59
Temperature 98.6
Pulse 68
Blood pressure 120/70
Breathing regular
Focus clear

1:41
Pulse 110
Blood pressure 140/90
Sweat glands aroused
Slight constriction of pupils
Inducing stage 2

2:25
Temperature 98°
Increasing dilation of pupils
Deleta waves moving from cranial anterior to posterior
Overwhelming sense of well being and euphoria

2:49
Increasing input voltage to maximum

3:37
Temperature rising to 106.2
Pulse 160
Blood pressure 190/120
Displaying symptoms of disorientation
Profuse sweating
Extreme dilation of pupils
Inducing stage 3

4:34
Core temperature drop to 93°
Pulse down to 34
Blood pressure 60/40 and falling
Eye lids flickering

5:17
Pulse and temperature continuing to fall
Body inert
Skin grey and flacid
No response to external stimulae
EEG shows no cerebral activity

5:42
Experiment ends
( CowJam, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Heh
now it really would be handy if they'd written that song about the molecelar spectroscopy of iodine instead...
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

STOP KILLING PEOPLE

( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)