morning everyone.
what's your saturday got in store for you?

I might make...wait for it...PASTA!

Christ, the exciting life I lead.
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

is it really saturday?
feels like a thursday.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

A pub crawl.
Which I'm somewhat in two minds about. They're not normally my sort of thing, but it might be nice.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

I haven't been to a pub in ages
a ton of people loved pubbing last year, and they are all up for stupidly expensive clubs this year.
I haven't seen people go to proper old pubs yet :(
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

In that case,
I have a wonderful opportunity for you.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Sorry,
that was originally the wrong link. It is now edited.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

*pokes*
The City's full of pubs ;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

Any which would be suitable for
something like this?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

The Porterhouse is always a favourite
Although it can be a bit expensive.
I'm presuming you're looking for places in the centre; Soho/Covent Garden/etc?
I also very much like the Red Lion on Kingly Street.
And, frankly, there's not much wrong with the Shakespeare's Head on Kingsway, although it's a Wetherspork.

If you're looking at places in the City, I'd recommend the Globe on Moorgate: nice pub, good pool tables and sofas upstairs.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

Thank you,
I will look these up.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

Clubs are often full of cocks.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

And fannies.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

+sleazy

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

I spent my entire higher educational time
working in various nightclubs and I'd be happy never to go in another one.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

Go for it
there's a good chance you'll meet some people you'll like.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

I will be going.
My very first Otley run, as I've somehow managed to miss all the ones up until now.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

I HAVE ORGANISED A BASH!!!!11oneoneOMFGone!!
come to it!
( CowJam, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

You're not listening to me!
Come to Sedbergh you metrocentric cunts!

/bored of rural life
( CowJam, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

That map is missing a 'Here be dragons' sign.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

indeed
I have edited it, I don't know the postcode of the pub as they don't have a webshite. It's now actually pointing to somewhere near.
( CowJam, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

I have to type up an experiment for Monday

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

IT'S ALIVE
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Conclusion: It lives.

Chemistry IIB, Woodside Fifty-Nine.
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Pfffft.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

Ha!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

*snort*

Jacobs Ladders and lightning conductors ahoy!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

here you go (thanks to lemmon jelly):
0:09
500 milligram dose administered
Experiment begins

0:59
Temperature 98.6
Pulse 68
Blood pressure 120/70
Breathing regular
Focus clear

1:41
Pulse 110
Blood pressure 140/90
Sweat glands aroused
Slight constriction of pupils
Inducing stage 2

2:25
Temperature 98°
Increasing dilation of pupils
Deleta waves moving from cranial anterior to posterior
Overwhelming sense of well being and euphoria

2:49
Increasing input voltage to maximum

3:37
Temperature rising to 106.2
Pulse 160
Blood pressure 190/120
Displaying symptoms of disorientation
Profuse sweating
Extreme dilation of pupils
Inducing stage 3

4:34
Core temperature drop to 93°
Pulse down to 34
Blood pressure 60/40 and falling
Eye lids flickering

5:17
Pulse and temperature continuing to fall
Body inert
Skin grey and flacid
No response to external stimulae
EEG shows no cerebral activity

5:42
Experiment ends
( CowJam, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Heh
now it really would be handy if they'd written that song about the molecelar spectroscopy of iodine instead...
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

STOP KILLING PEOPLE

( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

Sexings, check.
Foods, check.
Sitting in front of the TV watching athletics like a middle-aged slob, check.
Working, sadly: check.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

my breakfast was
several rich tea fingers and a cup of tea. That was it.

Can I have your foods?
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

I bought a 5-pack of cookies
AND THERE WAS AN EXTRA ONE! This is the most exciting thing to happen all day.
(Radio Free iPods "Fickt nicht mit dem Raketenmensch!", Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

I read that as 'condoms'
I don't know why.
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

I've been to halfords and bought bulbs for my car
I shall put them in at some point, followed by some sleep later tonight.
( SuperMatt, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

sounds like a RIPPING afternoon, sir.

( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)

I'm looking after the lads while Catfish Jnr has gone for a trip out with her grandparents.
Mrs C has got instructions to return home from work with PIE. Good pie.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

I approve thoroughly of the presence of Pie in these plans.
That is, presuming that you issued the Pie Instructions in a bleary early-morning mutter to Mrs C as she departed, in a Weeblesque "when come back bring pie" burble?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Unfortunately not.
It was a hasty text message saying "Dinner: Pie. A good one. No internal organs. xxBxx"
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

xxBxx.
aaahhhh.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

If I signed off with "xxJCxx" she'd get a bit worried.
:)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

pie is good
I think I have a FISH PIE in the freezer. I'll stick that in now actually. Mmm.
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

Fish = good

But I'm in the mood for chicken or steak pie. Wi' grehveh.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

well I have stopped being ill
so that is good, still feel like a bit of a wreck though. This is not helped by having to say goodbye to some of my regulars.
I am at work and will be here until 5, I will then go home and we have having friends roun who "want to ask us a question".
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sat 3 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

Work is no fun
unless you're a professional ice cream tester.

I think the question is "do you like swinging?"
( moohalaa, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

pffft
I think that might be more preferable.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

"Have you been touched by the love of Our Lord Jesus Christ?"

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

pretty much
I think they want to ask us to be god parents to their new sprog.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sat 3 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)