"Drop and LOAD baby"
From a pron stud just before he spluffed his load on some bints face .

It put me right off, and I went and had a cup of tea instead.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

Before being made redundant
as one of Virgin Media's testers, my brother had to watch various channels and programmes to made sure they were being broadcasted properly. This included porn.

This particular plot involved the build-up to a wedding.
The bride-to-be has just had naughties with the best man.
"That was amazing!" she exclaims.
With a smarmy coolness, he replies "Honey, that's why they call me the best man."
/100% trufax
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

shoot your muck in me
was said to me rather alot in a previous relationship, it seemed wrong





i liked it
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

Much better idea.
He should have said "GERONIMO!"
( Druid, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)