I dont understand why im so shivvery and my head is really hot and my nose is blocked and my joints ache.

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Sounds like the flu
As with all other health problems, this requires a cuppa tea.
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Nonsense, Dr Eyes.
It sounds like a COLD. A COMMON COLD. Not FLU. A COLD.

A simple COLD that people everywhere get every day and DON'T FUCKING MOAN ABOUT IT.

A COLD.

/hates it when people moan about having a cold, call it "flu" or even take time off because of it.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

Isn't the flu like a cold but worse?
If I were shivery and achy and snotty and probably contagious I'd stay at home. Staying at home is ace.
( Newington, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

I think there's vomming
and a fever.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Damion mentioned high temperature
Has he been vomming?
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

If it lasts for a fortnight and he's unable to get out of bed
for 95% of that time, THEN I'd say it was Flu.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

I only said flu, Dr Catfish
because of the achey joints and high temperature. I didn't think you get those symptoms with a common cold.
I agree about taking time off with a cold, also with headaches. Take painkillers and get over it I say!
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

A temperature and feeling achey are also symptoms of a COMMON COLD, Dr Eyes.
This article should explain more. i.e:

"Sometimes confused with the common cold, influenza is a much more severe disease and is caused by a different type of virus."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

I see Dr Catfish
In that case, I recommend a cuppa tea.
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

You heartless bastard!
It could be Manflu!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Your body is in the freezer, your head in the kettle
and you have corks up your nostrils.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

What an interesting image
that has now conjured up.
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

You're in the antarctic with your head up a walrus' arse
being beaten by a posse of enraged penguins.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

That's an even more interesting image
interesting disturbing
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

someone just sent me a stupid video
of a dolphin humping a man


the youth of today tut etc
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

Full penetration or just watery frotting?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

it was more like a horny dog
dry humping your leg kinda thing
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

OMG i just said 'kinda' i've just offended deaf people lol

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Would this walrus be lost?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

you've caught 'internet moan'

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

sounds like a cold
or to use the correct medical term: "ManFlu"
(Dangermouse., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)