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HOWDY!
Hows y'all?

I just moseyed on down the the shop to get some rusks.

I don't have a child.

I just love rusks.

Which infant food do you like?
(creem all over your face, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
freshly squeezed breast

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
*piss*
damn my slow typing!
DAMN IT TO HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
puréed babies
and toddler a l'orange
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
abortion is murder
but who says we can't enjoy it?
(creem all over your face, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
The Pope
but he's a bigoted old cunt, so ignore him.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
so bigotted he doesn't think we ought to enjoy murder.
I feel a better example could be cited.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
He was one of many
but I like having a go at the pope. I don't like him very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
The present pope is an absolute arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
so was the last one
but this one looks like Darth Sidious to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
I thought the last one seemed like a pretty decent chap
by average Pope standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
not really
he brought in Vatican II and shat on the people who gave him a leg up.
However, I can't remember the details and can't be arsed to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
did you hear about the catholic church holding talks about contraception?
the pope was in attendance but he pulled out at the last minute
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
*polite applause*
I liked that one.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
he came,
but it was without consequence?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
behind the C of E's back
as it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
I suppose he could get a good Papal Vue from back there.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
Tiny babies cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
not pomegranate juice

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
not even if it came from a breast?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
it tastes like strawberries and wee

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
breast milk
fresh-squeezed for preference.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
I remember being upset when my Mum stopped letting me have rusks.
She said I was too old! How can one get too old for a sort of biscuit?

I also quite liked Gripe water.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
*gripes*

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
WHY IS NO ONE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR NOTHING ANYMORE?!

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
what do you need?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/3621107
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
I would
but I don't have anything Bob Dylan-y.

If you like, I can send a pot noodle, a CD of hard house and some lengths of blue wire? *
*sitting around my desk
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
no i'm fine thanks
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
I will.
If you let me hit you with this brick.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
I'll let you do that for free
it will be refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
I'm willing to do nothing for anything.
/apathy
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
I fucked your mum

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
Maternal nutrients supplied through an umbilical cord

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
None of them
because I have teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
Pork Scratchings
They're ok for babies right?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
argh no you cant feed the baby crisps

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
rofl cheese and onion

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
I wouldn't call them crisps..
I'd call them rock solid lumps of fried pig skin with the hairs still on.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
I can't remember ever eating rusks.
I used to like pickled onions as a small child.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)