you've tried to make it look shorter
by making the font smaller, haven't you?

I'm not going to read it until it is the proper size.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)

Allow me to summarise.
Fuckwit goes to dentist.

Gets given entonox.

Goes a little funny.

Entonox turned off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)

yours is the more exciting version

(Dangermouse., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)

That's because I posted it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)

mostly because it was shorter

(Dangermouse., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)

Sneak us some entonox and morphine at CHB's, will you?

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)

here
I went to the oral surgeon today to get the pus drained out of a lovely infection from my wisdom teeth/ fourth molar removal. They put me under nitrous which, if you haven't experienced it, is delivered by a little breather thingy they put on your nose and it smells thick and sour and rather like it would look greenish under light. My first altered-state experience was that the sucking device had a reverb, which I vaguely remembered from my surgery last week. Then the chair felt like it was drifting underneath me and I was swinging at an angle about the surgical lamp. Then the doctor said some fuzzy, pseudo-comforting words to the effect of "you feel okay?" as he popped into view. I told him it felt like deja vu from my last surgery, and in a voice that sounded like it was through water he asked "which surgery was that?" Which made me feel bizarre in itself because he could have guessed it was the one I just had... Then, I swear to god , in a feeling of the most intense conspiracy-like deja vu, a song I swear I'd heard before came on the radio, the doctor adjusted the surgical lamp and then pointed it precisely at me so it filled the center of my vision, and with him leening over to my right and the nurse to my left, the mega man boss intro sequence started playing. With the light in front of me, the little stars went into the background, I sincerely believed in my mind I was about to face a megaman boss, and I saw it with utmost clarity. I said something out loud to the effect of "not again". I felt like I was witnessing some sort of fucked up circus. I started seeing the doctor putting a quarter along the inside of my lip, which despite the numbing I could feel exactly as if it was happening, and he, as a miss proportioned mega-man villain began to slide along it as my lip stretched infinitely, randomly bumping along. Out loud I said "please let this not happen 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 times" vocally concerned about the bumps hurting progressively worse. The doctor voiced some obvious concern at my bizarre ramblings and must have asked the nurse to turn down the nitrous because the hallucinations phased out after that and I was back in the chair.
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)

My version is better, more succint, properly spelt and nearly grammatically correct.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)

sexier too

(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)

I wouldn't go so far as to say grammatically correct.
It's not in proper sentences.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)

More a haiku

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)

Spelt isn't a word
unless you're talking about the wheat species, and my grammar should be pretty keen. Go belittle someone else or stick your head in an oven. Some people are way too belligerent on this board.
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)

KEYBOARD BULLY!

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)

OOOOOOH!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)

Yes it is.
It's the past tense of "spell".
It doesn't even get underlined in red in this here text box I'm typing in. Spelt.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)

wouldn't that be "spelled"?
It's sure underlined in my text box. Spelt.
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)

Is your dictionary set to 'US'?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)

I'm guessing it might be set to 'fuckwit'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)

aren't they the same?

( J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)

now now
this is just unnecessary.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)

Now look.
If people stop being fuckwits, I'll stop mocking them.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)

He wasn't being a fuckwit.
He told a dull OMGDRUGS story and didn't know that British English allows 'spelt'.

Not a fantastic contribution to the afternoon's entertainment, but not really fuckwittery either.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)

I think badger has had a bit too much orange squash and is getting over-excited.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)

Kia-Ora used to send me funny as well.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)

first 3 definitions say you are mistaken
dictionary.reference.com/browse/Spelt%20
(Dangermouse., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)

I've made the font smaller so it wouldn't fill the board and people wouldn't bitch about the size
but then there's you who managed to bitch anyway
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)

it's really the number of words that is the problem.
if they're also so small as to be difficult to read, that's TWO problems.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)