aaaarrrgh
I was talking to Patrick Stewart last weekend.
Now I have a horrible mental image, and next time I see him I shall have the Fear.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

Imagine him pregnant and presenting Big Brother.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

that's just it
he'd be a lot better at it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)

I think a pregnant Patrick Stewart
would add gravitas and respectability.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)

The voice would be a massive improvement.
The light reflection might be a drawback, though.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)

ahahahahaha
you bastard
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)