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What's your favourite Monopoly square?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
no, not according to the Baker Street convention
you'll have to go to Bank and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
*Throws the board across the room*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
Pffft
*attempts to buy a round in the pub on Boxing Day with a Monopoly £50 note for the 20th year running for comedic effect*
/My Dad is shit blog
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:42, archived)
No no,
by throwing the board across the room, I have effectively relocated the whole of London, thus negating my initial disqualification, and also opening up the M25.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
Does that mean
we can reintroduce normal people to Shoreditch?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
no
they are still too far gone on the Twat Side.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)
Not on your nelly.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)
GO TO JAIL YOU CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
Profane Monopoly FTMFW.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
This is yet to be created.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)
Well no,
you'll be thinking this.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)
JUST BECAUSE I AM HORRENDOUSLY CLEVER.
Oh ffs, how long must I pretend to be arrogant for? :(
(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)
'If we shaved Davina McCall's head we could fuck her and pretend she was Patrick Stewart'?
Why, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
I can't breathe.
You utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
Neither could Davina.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
I would love to claim mindpiss
but it would be a lie, and I'm too busy lolling like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)
aaaarrrgh
I was talking to Patrick Stewart last weekend.
Now I have a horrible mental image, and next time I see him I shall have the Fear.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
Imagine him pregnant and presenting Big Brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
that's just it
he'd be a lot better at it.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)
I think a pregnant Patrick Stewart
would add gravitas and respectability.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
The voice would be a massive improvement.
The light reflection might be a drawback, though.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
ahahahahaha
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
What would the world look like if everyone had hairy eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
BATTENBERG!

(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
Free Parking.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
Community Chest.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
*comment about WW*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
*prouds*

/Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
Get out of jail free
You may keep this card, sell it or, 'shove it up Riks bottom!?'
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
Old Kent Road
it fulfills my fantasy of being a slum landlord.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
Go to jail!
reminds me of sherrif john bunell
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
The only game YOU'LL be playing
is the one in the COUNTY JAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
It's called
"Anklegrab".
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
There won't be any LEE-SESTER SQUARE where HE'S going...
...only POUNDING THE SQUARE. In the STATE PENITENTIARY.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)

THE SQUARE his ass
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
Art & Literature

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
*gives you a wedge*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
NO YOU FUCKING SPAZ.
You lose a turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
Free parking
/white van man blog
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
the light blue ones

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)