nah, i just had 2 very good teachers.
my grandad could sink a case (24 cans) of bitter over the course of a rugby match on TV.

i never once saw that man pissed..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

*Stops gaping like a guppy*
That is impressive.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

he used to walk into his local and ask the barman for a shandy.
he got a pint of bitter with a double scotch in it..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Leg. End.
That is all.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)