Can someone make me a cup of tea please?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

I have just put the kettle on
milk? Sugar?
( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

Dijon mustard? frog's legs? one Snail or two?
wing of bat?
( RedStar returneth, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

No milk or sugar, ta.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

two lumps, no sugar.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

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Nope, that was shit.</sub>
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

Looks more like goatse
(__, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

I can do a wine glass instead.

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( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

hows this DAMMIT
It didn't work
( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

Use <pre> tags around it to keep the spacing.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)

*tries again*

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( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

WOOHOO

( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

hurrah!

( TBL I posted this on, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

Woohoo!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)