My dreams involve octopuses in top hats.
I don't know whether this is better than real life or not.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

it most certainly is and you should turn that idea into a screenplay
or better still, a Broadway musical

with octopus rape
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

We're off to the natural history museum on Friday
To check out the giant squid. Debating whether to take MDMA before we go, for effect.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

If you're going to go to a place of learning
you really should be in the frame of mind to learn. Walking around a museum touching things and going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" is the pastime of twats.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

take DVLA
unless they've lost your details
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I'm not sure I'd want to be in a museum on mdma
acid or shrooms maybe
( CowJam, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

Dear Russell,
My favourite Brown Sadler teapot got all broken and smashed tonight, in a tiled-kitchen-floor related incident.
This made me do a sad face on the internet earlier.
Yours
Kevin
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

Dear mns
Not to worry, there are plenty more teapots yearning for your attention. Why not use this opportunity to buy not just a new teapot, but also a few varieties of tea you haven't tried before?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

Russian Caravan Tea

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

this is a good idea
i shall go tea shopping this very weekend
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)