I'm off to bed
Safe in the knowledge that my dreams will be better than my actual life
( WormuIus, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

goodnight
you MASSIVE bender
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

I'm off to bed too
safe in the knowledge that you'll be asleep when I arrive, and hence easier to overpower.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

Aww
Bless!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

I dream I can fly
That is 198.666% better than real life
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

I am also 99.89% drunk
due to losing bets with Welshmen
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

"Are you drunk, bach?"
"Yes... fuck, another tenner."

"Dai this is easy money."
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Them's the bestest!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

night night Mr Sebastian!
n'night!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

you read my mind

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

GOODNIGHT
AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

HELLO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

BWEEEEEEEEEEERGH

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

don't scream
I'm coming back
( WormuIus, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Mine were.
Except for the world being heavily polluted. That was a bit rum.

However, speaking of rum, Mrs Kingpin has just returned with a bottle of Malibu, so the world has just become a better place.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

I read that as Mrs Kipling
which would be ace. She'd bring malibu AND exceedingly good cakes
( CowJam, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

I feel a
trip to the 24hr shop coming on....
(thediscokingpin, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

I'm off to have another coffee
safe in the knowledge that I'll probably stay up spouting inane drivel on a messageboard until 2am then sleep late and get a taxi to work
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

I have a cup of tea,
safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it.


PARKLIFE!
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

My dreams involve octopuses in top hats.
I don't know whether this is better than real life or not.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

it most certainly is and you should turn that idea into a screenplay
or better still, a Broadway musical

with octopus rape
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

We're off to the natural history museum on Friday
To check out the giant squid. Debating whether to take MDMA before we go, for effect.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

If you're going to go to a place of learning
you really should be in the frame of mind to learn. Walking around a museum touching things and going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" is the pastime of twats.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

take DVLA
unless they've lost your details
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I'm not sure I'd want to be in a museum on mdma
acid or shrooms maybe
( CowJam, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

Dear Russell,
My favourite Brown Sadler teapot got all broken and smashed tonight, in a tiled-kitchen-floor related incident.
This made me do a sad face on the internet earlier.
Yours
Kevin
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

Dear mns
Not to worry, there are plenty more teapots yearning for your attention. Why not use this opportunity to buy not just a new teapot, but also a few varieties of tea you haven't tried before?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

Russian Caravan Tea

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

this is a good idea
i shall go tea shopping this very weekend
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)