I never go to Llyods because unlike Boots when you go in for the
morning after pill they give you the 20 questions.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

Eh?
What sort of questions? 'have you really had sex, you ugly trout?'

Is it free, then?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

No it's only free from the Doctor or from the Brooke.
It's stuff like "do you regularly have unprotected sex?" "can I interest you in the Pill or other long term contraception?" "is it a long term partner?" "are you up to date with STI checks?" etc etc.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Rather than just tutting and mumbling 'slag'?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

Indeedy. I once got asked why I needed it, WHY DO YOU THINK, YOU MORON?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

really?
bloody cheek. Boots just tell you how to take them.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

I've been told that lots of places
ask you lots of questions. That's only what I've heard from other people though.
(Psycho Eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

I went to buy a TENS machine from Lloyds Pharmacy
I'm sure the woman said "wierdo" when I left the shop
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

you should have got it off eBay
like all the other electro-fetishists
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

I got one of 'em, they're really good.
Go for the 4-electrode one though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)