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It's DSOTS's first drug run
He's waiting outside a very conspicious place looking nervous. Bless.

How are you?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
Can he run some up to me?
EDIT: Oh and I'm fine thanks, just got to work. Bored already, but my hair looks lovely.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
What are you after?
It depends =) And he's collecting, not giving
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
Hes a mule?
How much can he fit in?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
A lot since I made his arsehole four times the size
Using verbal wrenching
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
Damn.
I'm all out of green. Will have to wait till I can find some.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
Im going up north soon
May be able to get you some
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
Aww, thanks honey. I'll be fine.
Will score sooner or later.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
dope is for dopes.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
Yes, yes. Stoners all sit on there arse and play video games.
Don't have jobs, and can't hold down a relationship.

Dope is for dopes *rolls eyes*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
SAMMO! NO!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
I did not say any of those things.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
I know, I was just playing the 'only users lose drugs' Cleche (spelling)
Dope only effects your life the way you chose to let it. That's all.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
lol
this would be a sensable comment without the words being the wrong way round " 'only users lose drugs' " .
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
That's the right way round.
I'm always losing my gear.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
pfft

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
Sounds like dope is perfect for most of b3ta then...

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
I'm gonna get me some fresh B-12 up the shitter, later this afternoon.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
Leave your webcam off
Just in case.

I wouldnt want to have to gouge my own eyes out.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
I'm going down the GPs and getting a nurse to do it.
Haw haw, little prick on the bottom, walking like a cowboy, etc, etc.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
I'm all cheery.
The sun's out and it's quite warm.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
eh?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
"I have a boyfriend and we buy illicit substances. LOL"

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
ZOMFG SHE JUST TOLD T3H INTERNET!!!11
KEEERRRR-AZYMAD!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
It doesn't really matter
That's what anonymity is for
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
Anonymity?
Loads of people on here know your name and where you live. You're hardly anonymous.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
Because I'm the only Sammi from Pawsmuff

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
Your the only one in your house.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
VOYEURLOL!11

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
Prove that I'm doing drugs?
This is the internet, remember.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
Actually if someone were to suggest to the police that there was enough drugs in your house to count as "Dealing quantity"
they would have a warrent in a few hours and be able to force a drugs test on you regardless of what they found.


However that person would be a prick.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
all they'd find in that house is rising damp
and falling woodworm
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
thats a bit mean.
did you get a sammich?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
you're going to have to narrow it down a bit!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
Not a dealey amount, he's not dealing
And they cannot do a drugs test. You can be in an interview whizzing off your tits and nothing would happen without proof. It's not illegal to take drugs. That's why dealers swallow pills when police enter clubs, and why coppers try to stop you swallowing.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
They can with an accusation of dealing.
Look it up , I dont want to argue.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
*cough*
The Misuse of Drugs Act 1971.

I give up.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
"dealers swallow pills when police enter clubs"
Ummm ... right ... dealers would tend to have tens of pills or grammes of whatever powders they're dealing. Unless they're suicidal emos or have the constitution of a bull elephant, they're not going to swallow all that.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
The ones who keep pills under their tongues and shit
I've seen them do it
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
you just said the police stop them swallowing..

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
What are you talking about?
Think carefully before digging any deeper. Remember this is a public messageboard and lots of people can see what you're typing.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
When a copper knows you have drugs in your hand, and they're going to your mouth
They will try to stop you swallowing. Once they're in there, they can't do anything about it, unless you were proven to be dealing.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
You've been watching too much telly.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
wrong
Police can search you , detain you and Impose a drugs test with "reasonable beleive".

A member of the public accusing you can count for this.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
If you're driving, or operating machinery you can be tested
You don't get tested if you're in a club, high as a kite.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
Yes you can.
you should learn the law a bit better if you intend to break it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
would these drugs have been paid for out of your DLA had you received it?
?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
I was just wondering that myself
She's on benefits for those handy cabs yet she still has cash for drugs. Interesting.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
I'd love the government to pay for my drugs
:(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
well... they could still be in the bag...
edit: also, the prospect of evading arrest and getting your stomach pumped might be more appealing that getting sent down and becoming Big Bad Dave Aids' Bitch for 10 years
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
You could just say you took a lot of solphadine....
When I was in the hospital ages ago, they thought I was a smack head, from the blood test, because of all the opients.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
I meant your full name and address.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
This.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
i know who you are
and whereabouts you live

damn these social networking sites! they're ruining my safe anonimity!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
THE DANGERS OF ZOMFGBA$HZORZEZEZESESES!!!111

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
facebook
HACKSHERLY
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
OH LOL!
I love the way we joke about funding wars, prostition, child labour and desforestation to supply DRUGZORS!

Fucking mugs. Drug dealers should be sent to the countries the drug originates from to see what damage they really do.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
What about when they're made in England?
I've seen people make them
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
Weed fair enough,
But usually its controlled from somewhere higher which usually involves criminal activities like prostitution and human trafficing.

I still think he should get a proper job. does he claim benifits too?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
he's not a dealer

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
furry muff
Still think it's a stupid post mind :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
oh no arguement there
most of them are
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
pfft

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
does me paying 20 quid to a whore to suck my cock fund heroin production?
i feel guilty
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
He has a proper job.
He grows and sells drugs.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
He's a student
Who works part time to fund his studies as he doesn't get a loan!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
Is it any different
from buying "legal" goods from corporations who cause pollution, misery and poverty all around the globe?

By the way I cant stand LOLDRUGZ myself, but there's no point getting all high horse about it...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
Wasn't
just being devils advocate because I thought it was a stupid post :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
Like diamond dealers
and therefore everyone who works in jewellery shops
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
And everyone who's got off with a girl

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
that counts out most of the boys on here
WAY TO ALIENATE MOST OF THE BOARD GOATY!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
Fuck em
alien cunts.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
a back to the floor for dealers
that will improve the work place no end
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
FUCK YEAH!
FAIR-TRADE DRUGS FTW!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
Legalise 'em, and that becomes possible.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
Yeah. All that draining of marshland and building of windmills and planting of tulips.
Won't somebody think of the war babies!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
good idea
but falls down a tad when growing weed at the bottom of your garden in a coldframe :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
If people grow it for themselves I dont take issue.
Its the drug dealing issue that bothers me , as it can easily be used to manioulate people and the reasons Donkey said.

and obviously , I am against drugs anyway.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
yes, i know.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
This.
Although I wouldn't quite describe myself as "against drugs". I just wouldn't use them personally.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
Depends on the drug.
I think weed is great for prescribed reasons.

I think its a terrible thing to use recreationly.

EDIT: Because the medical arguments against it.

Opposition: There is no proof!
Me: there are statistical links
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
Why?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
Why is it terrible recreationally?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
Why, Delilah ?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
DELILAH!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
la la lalalalalala laaa

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
I think even pescribed, it can do a lot of damnage.
It's best they get whatever chemicals they want from it, rather than just give pure weed.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
with most medications there are side effects and long term risks.
I think it is worth it seeing as the treatment is instant and often makes a huge diffrance for the better to some people and the side affects are not always strong and are worth (in most cases) the prior releive.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
Well, i'm just talking about my personal experiance when I say this, but as a painkiller, it pretty much sucks compaired to other forms of opients.
And it doesn't do much good for mental issues, like depression, eaither.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
There are side effects and long term risks with alcohol, cigarettes, cakes, and skateboards.
You don't ban those. You let people make their own choices and be responsible for themselves.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
I agree.
But the pshycological effects of weed concern me far more than liver damage.

I also dont agree with smoking , watching it kill two relatives secured that one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
Alcohol has horrible psychological effects on alcohol addicts.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
Why?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
It's no different to enjoying a drink.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
Except it tastes shit.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
There are far better medical arguments against alcohol.
The recent press yapping about weed being massively stronger than it was a few decades ago is, incidentally, claptrap.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
Thanks for link.
My views are formed from personal experiance and all information available to me , I always welcome further credible info.

I dont try to impose my views on others , unless it is effecting me directly.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
To be fair, I've only inferred this
but you seem to be in favour of most recreational drugs being illegal. What is that if it isn't imposing your views on others?

For that matter, what is having any moral or legal opinions at all?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
Yeah. Fucking greengrocers manipulating me just because I can't grow my own bananas.
BASTARDS. ABSOLUTE BASTARDS.

I really didn't take you for quite such a pinko.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
So can anything else.
Try going a whole day without funding evil, if you're going to define it as buying something from someone who buys something from someone who does evil. It's not easy, legally or illegally.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
Ah if thats all it is I don't give 2 shits :)

Sounded like she was boasting a fucking £3 million coke collection.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
my mate Jez grows the weed I buy
he knows exactly what damage it does

it makes his flat STINK!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
If you use oil, go to high-street shops, and pay tax, you fund at least three of those things.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
The governments of the places that produce drugs
do as much if not more damage
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
yup yups
agreed :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
LOL DRUGS
They're funny when piston is on them
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
i have broken him with them several times
it makes me laugh
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
Lloyds Pharmacy is quite intimidating for some people.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
PRECISELY

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
Especially their free diabetes tests
The male nurse asked me to drop my trousers
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
that's the only reason Shambles is diabetic

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
I never go to Llyods because unlike Boots when you go in for the
morning after pill they give you the 20 questions.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
Eh?
What sort of questions? 'have you really had sex, you ugly trout?'

Is it free, then?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
No it's only free from the Doctor or from the Brooke.
It's stuff like "do you regularly have unprotected sex?" "can I interest you in the Pill or other long term contraception?" "is it a long term partner?" "are you up to date with STI checks?" etc etc.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
Rather than just tutting and mumbling 'slag'?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
Indeedy. I once got asked why I needed it, WHY DO YOU THINK, YOU MORON?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
really?
bloody cheek. Boots just tell you how to take them.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
I've been told that lots of places
ask you lots of questions. That's only what I've heard from other people though.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
I went to buy a TENS machine from Lloyds Pharmacy
I'm sure the woman said "wierdo" when I left the shop
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
you should have got it off eBay
like all the other electro-fetishists
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
I got one of 'em, they're really good.
Go for the 4-electrode one though.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
I am watching Heroes. It's great.
I want to go home. In fact, I want to come back to the UK. I am not loving France today.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
I've been watching enough to kill my retinas
I can't get enough!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
England FTW!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
*welcomes with open arms*

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
?????
PLEASE SET UP A BLOG SO I CAN BETTER KEEP TRACK OF THE MUNDANE BOLLIX OF YOUR LIFE!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
ill
day off work watching The High Life DVD (mediocre scottish BBC sitcom about air hostesses)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
has he finished pimping his ride yet?
or do I have to come down there and point and laugh at him?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
PLEASE COME DOWN!
Surprise him. Make it look unsolicited.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
not this weekend, sadly
It's Project Peugeot on Sunday and shopping on saturday in Guildford, but you can always come up instead
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
who's DSOTS?
I've got a fucking sore head and sore eyes
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
Dark Side of the Spoon
Her boyfriend, I believe.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
aw!
is he getting enough for a slap on the wrist or a 10 year stretch?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
Ohhhh Sammi.......
Seriously, in all seriousness, unless you're really bigging up a trip to Boots..... oh dear..... ** sigh **
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
It's not for me!
I've just found fluff in my jelly
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
Who's it for?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
Him

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
What is it that he is getting?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
DRUGZLOL

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)