Oh fucking hell.
Look, can you humour me a second? Is this all some act, or is this really you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

Have a guess
Go on, I dare you.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

I asked because it's too close to call.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

I suppose someone like Mr Horrible would be the one most qualified to answer.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)

this is Piston
he is really like that.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)

:-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:01, archived)

I don't see the point
In being any kind of persona. Frankly, I can't carry it off as Gerry's frequent spottings of my second accounts will attest.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)

This really isn't how the Woo-Yay-Houpla series of responses is meant to go.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

WELL I'M SORRY I RUINED IT FOR YOU
I'm not happy, and I know I am a thick midget. Happy now?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)

What?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

Thick midget
Neither big, nor clever.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

*Mega-Spangs*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)

No-one's spotted either of mine.
Well, apart from some people who know me pretty well.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)