I assume you don't mean me, right?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

yeap
but when its the only face some people see, they just get the wrong idea.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

I see your point
Like Mooey's past defense of Sprinkles- all right off the board (apparently) but a complete crotch-stain on here.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

I'm a colossal cunt in real life

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

I'm often mistaken for a cunt.
I'm lovely really, but I just can't stop taking the piss out of people and winding them up. Southerners take it particularly badly.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

How DARE you insinuate that Southerners are humourless twats?!
I shall draft a letter to my MP this very instant.
( in vino veritas, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

I'm moving to London later on this year.
I don't know hpow they're going to take it.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)