How on earth are you still single?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

I've never gone looking for a partner.
I want to have one eventually; just not now. I don't think going on the pull is my style anyway - I'd rather start off as friends and then 'upgrade'.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

Upgrade this.
*Flashes*
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

Sorry
(Luf yoo)
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

after they've learned all about your periods?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)