Don't you mean
the black lesbian halfwit cripple in HR earlier?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)

she was Jewish
and had one leg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)

Full house!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:37, archived)

Yahtzee!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)

Kerplunk!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

Dookie!
(we did this one the other day, didn't we?)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

Deja Vu!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

I've heard that phrase before,
somewhere...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)

I have some friends
whose daughter only moved out of their bedroom when she was 18 months old. The wife was thrilled, looking forward to a renewed sex life. On their first night alone she turned hopefully to her husband and said, "we're alone at last, you know what that means" to which he replied, "yes, we can play Yahtzee as loudly as we like!"

They'd never played Yahtzee. Ever. Although distressingly the wife now uses Yahtzee as a euphamism, and calls to tell me whenever she gets a game. *shudders*
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

Just say "Jadeviper"
we all know.

Edit: If that was her then I suspect I am in trouble now.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

Actually no
A mutual friend though :D
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:48, archived)

why do some people feel the need to share that?
gah. There isn't enough mindbleach in my world.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:45, archived)

I sometimes
used to pick their daughter up from nursery, and my code word for IDing myself was Yahtzee. Sick fucks that they are.
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:53, archived)

Gah, and Meh.
Set them on fire and put them out with a shovel. That'll learn them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)

Isn't
that the one that fixes his photocopier? Anyone else suspicious that Mykey's office seem to run a very equal opportunities policy?
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:35, archived)

They employ him
perhaps they have a position reserved for the politically-challenged? :P
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:37, archived)