I laughed at something that was extremely funny
My mate (at the time) only had the one leg (he's now without both of them) and was playing in goal. He had his false leg on obviously and it was held on by the usual gubbins but also a strap around his waist. Anyway - he dived to make a save...but the ball got loose...and their attacker was running in so he swung his false leg at it...which promptly came off. This would've been fine had it not been attached to his waist also...it swung round and kicked him squarely in the face.

This was...and still is...the funniest thing I have ever seen...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:45, archived)

hahahhahahah!

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

Pfffffttt!
That's fucking great!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:48, archived)

We had to stop the game for ten minutes
while we all picked ourselves up from the floor and composed ourselves...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)

That sounds familar
but still as funny as last time you posted it.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:50, archived)

Yep I try to air
this little gem whenever I can...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha
I knew a guy at Uni who, when at school, was walking into town with a mate when he pointed and said "'Ere, who's that bald bloke? BALDYYY!", towhich his mate said "That's my dad, he's just had an operation to remove a brain tumour."

Cue chump stammering and pointing down an empty street "No, not him, I meant that other guy there... oh, he's gone now."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
classic.

Checked your Amsterbash mail?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

Eh?
Where?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

Ah...
Wrong one beginning with 'F'...my bad...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:59, archived)

Heh heh heh
I think I would have died from laughter.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)