Goats
are far more accomodating and you have less chance of being killed by fatal kicking to death.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)

Cheaper too
They will eat anything, horny little buggers...
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)

except doughnuts
A neighbour had a goat and fed it one and the poor thing choked to death on it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

maybe it was allergic to jam
I've never had a problem getting my goats to eat doughnuts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)

sheep all the way
if you ask me.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

Sheep
are the "pretty boys" of the ungulate world.

Give me a rough-haunched goat any time.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)