Do forgive me
I've been hypnotised by my wife's recent visits from the breast fairy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

how many cup sizes increased?
this is what keeps me going through the long, cold discussions about "starting a family"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

From D
past DD, to E, in the space of a week and a half.

And still perky. It's like unconvincing porn.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

Photos!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)

After your turkey-baster comments yesterday,
you can whistle for 'em, chum. ;)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

I've always been
lovely and demand naked photos of your wife this instant
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

As soon as I get the wide-angle lens
you shall be on the cc: list.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)

This ^


Wait a minute, you have a naked lady in your bath and you still want pictures of boobies?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

/greedy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)

This.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)

hahahaha
the breast fairy rocks
shame about the theiving little libido goblin
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

I was going to suggest something to this effect
only not as funny.

'Ning all.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

In my experience
he appears just after they say "I do"*

;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

I wouldn't mind that
except he appears to have given me her share as well.

*excuses self for a few minutes*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)