And a mere 8 years
later you were found lying naked in the kitchen, smeared with paté with the family dog...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

Still is apparently
i was told bestiality is legal in Scotland....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

Why do the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep learnt what zips sound like.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha
New to me

*jots*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "hey, you, get off of my cloud"

A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

Ahahahahahaha
My friend Rory McLeod (from Aberdeen) is gonna beat you up when you get here..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)

Remind me to tell
this one to him when it's vastly innappropriate. I'm like an abassador me :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)

Lots of Ferrero Rocher?

( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

I say we breed the cnuts out
whos with me?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Just imagine
in a few years
a load of posts
that look a bit like this
and link to BBC News stories
it will be
terrifying.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4435359.stm
(the Scots are breeding
what about
the Jews?)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

*applause*
Witty sir, witty.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)