Oh deary me.
I've abased myself while on drugs in a number of ways, fortunately self-soilage hasn't been one of them.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)

Well it's one of those
things that's a good deal funnier some time after the event than it is at the time.

Oh, did I mention it was late november and fucking cold? I must have steamed all the way home.

Still, one of my mates managed to crap himself whilst driving to work, completely sober/straight and in a traffic jam with cars all around him.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)

Oh dear God.
Dodgy curry the night before?
Or just plain old spastic colon?
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)

You know?
I have no idea. I was too busy being in stitches at his facial expression as he described the event to me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

Predictably,
I read facial as faecal.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)