No
But I don't piss on my hands and I have a clean cock
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)

But you do pick up the germs that were on the loo handle from previous visits.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

Possibly
Hasn't done me any harm though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

Said Bogus Official through the use of a text to speech translator.
Attached to the stroke chair.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)

*dobs*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

Not surprising
seeing as it gets so much polishing.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

That should have gone without saying

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

Unclean!
www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html
:)
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)

There are some dirty bastards

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)

I overheard an American in Doncaster
asking someone in the bogs, "Gee, don't you people wash your hands?"
The reply: "Us here don't piss on us hands."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

My mate witnessed a bloke really going for the hand cleaning after a slash
A cockernee geezah came out of the crapper and cheerily enquired 'Dirty cock, mate?'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)