
Needs: tea tea tea.
Unwrappable: like a chocolate caramel.
Throbbing headache.
Easy tiger.
Loving: desks.
Ladies don’t drink wine from Evian bottles.
And gentlemen are to be savoured on Thursdays.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)

( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)

I am allergic to running as it causes no end of grief with my food belly.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

and those who feel drinking expensive water makes them superior are one of my pet hates.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

would you care to join me for a pancake spread with it?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)

it's like Nutella but better.
*scoffs*
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

I can't find a picture online
yes I can
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)