I just made this up, so it could be rubbish....
"Is that a turkish kabab shop, or a welsh whore house?"

Because of kababs bieng made from lamb, and the welsh shagging sheep.

Someone can probaly use that as a base for a good one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

i see the connection... but its not immediately obvious

( likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Yeah, use this one Wicca
Confuse the poor cow
( magnum, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)