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*BLAND MIDDLE OF THE ROAD FORMULAIC POP ROCK FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
It's very very good!
It's actually a double album. Saturday nights and sunday mornings.
Saturday night is quite rocky, sunday mornings is a bit more mellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
also, that looks like a walk-in marital aid
to me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
*never having sex with you...*

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
that's what you think

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)
(_)*(_)

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
a pair of tits with a nipple in the middle?
handcuffs?

I honestly don't know. You fail at ascii.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
Maybe it's an Indian lady, and her bindi fell down.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
Well, I'm aroused
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
It's two buttcheeks and a chocolate starfish.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
Rubbesh.
Is your arse square at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
It was the best I could do without putting any thought into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

*drops trousers*

                \            /
                 \          /
                 |    o     |
                 |----------|
                 |--.    .--|
                 | . \  /  .|
                 |  . || .  |
                 |. . ||  . |
                _|__ .||. __|_
               (    '-++-'    )
               (      ..      )
                (     /\     )
                 (    )(    )
                 (____)(____)
             .----`   ||   '----.
            (_________)(_________)


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
Did you make that yourself?
Or use a website etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
Neither.
I employ a work experience boy who makes them out of spare or unused characters that build up in my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
That's good.
You don't want them spilling out everywhere and having your ascii all askew.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
It's an alright job.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
Hope you don't mind
but I used your vector for this.
www.comedycv.co.uk/paulmaguire/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
I don't mind at all Sir!
It's an honour.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
'Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
OH, SNAP!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
ESME WESME!
Good morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
HI BROADY SWORDY.
My level of /talk participation is going up. This is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
I think my 15000th post is going to coincide with my 5th b3taday in about a weeks time.
Still deciding whether to get nekkid or not.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
I made my 30000th on my 5th b3taday
this means I have exactly twice your gobbiness rating
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
Christ...
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
*points and laughs*

(Dangermouse., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
Fucking hell, you gobby moo!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
Fuck me.
I've done 13000 in 8 months.

*Shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
And I thought my post count was bad
Mind you, Bud has about 60000, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
Yes, but all your posts were shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
Yeah but, but....
YOUR MUM!!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
Unoriginal use of an old classic.
I give it 3 out of 10 Mafferses.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

e +a
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
There's only ONE Maffarse.


Though it's the size of ten ordinary ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
Enough to cause a solar eclipse, then.
"Argh!! The Sun's gone out! Wait, no, it's just the shadow from Maffers' HUGE arse"
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
Yes, but all your posts were shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
You can cock off.
I know you think I'm great.
Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
I rate you much higher than davew27

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
Well. That's not saying much now really, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
Ha!
Not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
lololololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)
Look, look, I'm Bou Bees:
Wobble bzzzzz wobble bzzzzzz wobble bzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
I made this!
www.kineticnorth.com/b3ta/bzzlol.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
Is it safe for work?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
very

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
hahahahahah
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
Yes.
No Tyler Durden Technology or anything.

Be warned though. It does have a stupid baby on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
You shouldn't have that attitude about babies.
I can, cos I'm not having one. HA. SUCKS TO BE YOU:p
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
Babys are stupid.
And ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
*bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
On you go.
I tell the other half all the time.
I really do think babies are ugly, wrinkly little shits.
Especially newborns! I don't understand people who say they're cute.
See also the Queen Mother when she was alive. Girl I worked with said she was cute... WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
Surely
Ugly, wrinkly little shit s machines.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
Both work.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

BZZZzzzzZzzZzlolololololololololollololololololololbZZzzZzzZLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
I've been annoying /board with it as well
BZZZzzzZZBzzzzzzzZzzbzZzZZzZzzzzZZBZZZZZZbZzZZzZzZbZzzzZzZZzZZBzzzZZzzzzBzzZZZZZzzlolOLOLOLOLBzZzz
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
*looks*
hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)