Congratulations daddy.
*Passes cigars and champagne*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

I can see myself getting very cross if the father of my children doesn't give up smoking with me when I am pregnant and breastfeeding.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Cigars are are allowed as a celebration (unless he smokes them regularly)
Are you mad, woman. DEMAND he quits for the health of the family.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

*takes*
*clinky!!!*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)