Well people. That's me home.
Didn't want to leave but they need their sleep.
Me too as I've had 5 hours sleep since Wedensday night, though I'm on a bit of a high and don't feel to tired.
I'd like to say thanks to 90nz0 and Mykeyboy for posting updates for me (for those who were interested :-P ).
Both Tegan and Leeann were doing fine when I left and they should get home tomorrow.
Have some pictures.

www.flickr.com/photos/maffers/sets/72157604610016854/

So what have I missed today? (lots of talk about me apparently...)
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

Haha - every time I've bene in hospital I've tried to vomit pot on as a hat.
Are you pronouncing it Tee-gan or Teggen?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

Tee-gan

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Oh good. I knew a lovely girl called Tegan when I was at school.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

and the Dr Who companion called that
was HOT
(Dangermouse., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

appropriate!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

NEAR THE TOP REMINDER
ALL NEW BABY THREADS GO ON THE POPULAR PAGE BY TRADITION
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Do they?
*clicks then*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Can you vote for you own threads thes days.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yes
Unfortunately this means when trying to click edit I do it all the time :(

I also do it on reply for other people.

THERE SHOULD BE A CONFIRM OPTION!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Good point.
To the features board.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Yes.
I've done it more than once.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

And me.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

hahahah
Maffers clicks on himself!

*reverts to playground insults*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

No-one else will...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Clicks his bean.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I'm going to start doing this.
Popularity here I come.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

that's like going to a brothel and having a wank

( scott,, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I do that into the face of surprised men.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

i've met you and it wouldn't surprise me at all

( scott,, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

*suddenly becomes scared and tries to think where*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

She's got the milkman's eyes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

I gouged them out of him with a spoon and gave them to her.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

She wont appreciate it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Would.

(__, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

pfffffffft
Is it not too soon to be making sexual reference to his wife.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Who the fuck was on about his wife?

(__, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Well fucking DURR.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

I am Janet Jackson, and these are my Japes.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/peedo_chile1.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

pfffffffffffffft

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/janet_jackson_japes.gif
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

*thumbs down*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I missed it all, but well done EVERYONE, especially supportive New Dad.

feels great, don't it?
(Dangermouse., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yep.
I never thought to text you! Sorry!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

Don't sweat it
You'll not begin to feel even vaguely normal for weeks yet, and even then you'll forever be different inside
(Dangermouse., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

I remember that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

:-S

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

In a GOOD way.
You have a new take on life when you accept being a Daddy. Crap Daddies don't change when the kids come along, in my experience.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Crap dads are a plague.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

You see them all over the place.
"Why should I change my lifestyle and working practices just because there's a little person in the house?"
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

I think we up the term to twat.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

yeah!
little people are people too.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

Congratulations on being a dad.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Thanks.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

aww
congrats :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Cheers.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

I heard your wife was having contraptions.
That looks more like a baby than a contraption though.

Congratulations, get her signed up to b3ta soon. It's an investment for the future.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hello
AaAaaaA^AaAAAaAaa_AAaaarrRRR^rdv^{AAAaAaAAAaAAaaA}AAAaAarrr^rrrR_RRk!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hello, Strider.
:D
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Aardlyvarkly!
hello etc etc and so forth
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Hello!!!11!!!!!lol11!1
Gilolgamesh.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

*insert spangly greeting*
I imagined she was in pain, building the child.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Don't bother to actually do the spangly greeting then.
It's fine. I don't mind. No, really. That's ok.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I couldn't find the site using google.
Blame google.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

It's IN MY PROFILE.
It's always in my profile. Go and get it. And use it. And then draw me an aardvark.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Will do!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Aww she is so cute

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

:-D Thanks!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

HOORAY!
b3ta.com/talk/4710212
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

I still stand by that comment.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

I just wrote a poem for you, just now
so Maffers you're a father
a brand new baby bore
and your wife's minge is rather
looser than before
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

*applauds*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

But she's so cute!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

I don't want to lose face infront of Gilgamesh.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Hehe ok
She is though *steals*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

congrats chap :)

( moohalaa, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Thanks! :-D

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

more fucking humans
just what we need.
( scott,, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

The fucking happened 9 months ago though.
It's a bit late to complain about that.

/obvious
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Congratulations daddy.
*Passes cigars and champagne*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

I can see myself getting very cross if the father of my children doesn't give up smoking with me when I am pregnant and breastfeeding.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Cigars are are allowed as a celebration (unless he smokes them regularly)
Are you mad, woman. DEMAND he quits for the health of the family.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

*takes*
*clinky!!!*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Did it come with a complementry fruit basket?

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

woo!
go you, and the fambly! tegan looks lovely, i trust she's fighting fit and all that
( spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Congratulations mate
good luck sleeping for the next 6 months
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

six months, try six years.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

months decades
(Dangermouse., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Months?
2 years so far :)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1685522
( nick the greek, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)