the chinese on my street is open again and i want it but i cant
waaaaaaah
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

Go in, offer to let the man behind the counter finger you
Free chow mein
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

it's a woman behind the counter though

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

Even better

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

Prawn Kashmiri....

( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

You'd only be hungry again 30 seconds after you finished it

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

moi? non!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:15, archived)