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Imagine that you are a situation comedy writer
What situation would you write a comedy about?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
how about a sitcom about a lot of comedy writers,
who struggle to come up with ideas for sitcoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
extras
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
I've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
surprise surprise

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
Cilla black was in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
Is This Is Your Life still on?
The last time I saw that they were really scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel with people I'd never even heard of. If they're still doing it, they must be going through people as famous as the secretary of Bristol's Conservative Club by now, or maybe head teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
A comedy writer struggling with the deep thoughts that people have on a daily basis.
Stresses and strains be bound.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
Aaah
Hmm... I think that requires too much thinking to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
don't strain yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
Poor PF's brain
*strokes soothingly*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
*sits and watches conversation*
*makes random comment*
*drinks more wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
people who live opposite each other in a block of new york flats
i would call it people who live opposite each other and steal their post
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
Or "Cunts".

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
'we were on a cunting BREAK'

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How YOU cunting?

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Could I BE any more cunty?

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Hahaha
Living room Lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 30 May 2008, 20:46, archived) 

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Pfft
that is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.
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