Two school kids from Aberystwyth
Showed their love with the lips that they kissed with
But as they got older
They also got bolder
And made love with the bits that they pissed with
( Lord Gnome, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

Awards a gazillion points.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)