When I worked in Woolworths
one guy I worked with hung himself. It turned out he'd been under suspicion of stealing from the store room and had been suspended.

He sent his wife and kids off to town and then hung himself in the shed. His wife found him.

edit: yeah, I hadn't thought that through...

It was sad though, the massive robbing twat.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)

Hanged himself, actually.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)

He was well hanged

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)

maybe he misunderstood suspension

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)

Suspended eh?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)

he he
"suspended"
( Hankster, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)

Am I too late to join in with the suspended gags?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)

Only if you'd hung on for a bit longer.

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( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)

Ning
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( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)